December 31, 2008

So Long 2008 Hello 2009

Hello Blogosphere!

I'm sure everyone will be proselytizing about the previous year and predicting outcomes for the next. I'm not immune to it (or using long words) either so let's get busy figuring out what happened last year and what's to come next year.

Last Year: Nothing of import.
Next Year: Love Negotiated opens.

We need to find a way to get people to visit the website (www.lovenegotiated.com) and purchase tickets. I believe subtle threats to be the best course of action. For example:
  1. If you don't purchase tickets to Love Negotiated, the world as we know it may very well cease to exist.
  2. If you don't have Love Negotiated tickets in your pocket when the man comes around...
  3. It doesn't matter if you see the Love Negotiated but it does matter that you have tickets. It doesn't matter to the beast under your bed, that is.
I hope to have 100 of these pretty little threats by opening (Feb. 14, 2009). Won't you please help? I promise to print them all.

Kevin